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Thanks to the Austin Chronicle I was reminded tonight that Chris Elliott will be in town this Saturday, signing copies of his new book "The Shroud of the Thwacker." He'll be doing this at a screening of his 1994 classic (not really.. no not at all) movie, "Cabin Boy." I saw it in the theater when it was first released, and it sucked pretty badly. His TV show "Get A Life!" however, was pure genius.

I just bought two tickets to the show. How am I ever going to find someone to go with me??? Cause they're going to have to sit through the movie.